{"id":8601,"date":"2023-07-23T15:47:25","date_gmt":"2023-07-23T15:47:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/goroskop.tv\/sw\/5-saker-jag-kommer-att-skylla-mercury-for\/"},"modified":"2023-07-23T15:47:25","modified_gmt":"2023-07-23T15:47:25","slug":"5-saker-jag-kommer-att-skylla-mercury-for","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/goroskop.tv\/sw\/5-saker-jag-kommer-att-skylla-mercury-for\/","title":{"rendered":"5 saker jag kommer att skylla Mercury f\u00f6r"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"5_saker_jag_kommer_att_skylla_Mercury_for\"><\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"5_cosas_de_las_que_voy_a_culpar_a_Mercury\"><\/span>  5 saker jag kommer att skylla Mercury f\u00f6r<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<figure id=\"attachment_906473\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-906473\" style=\"width: 960px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><i>En visuell representation av hur mitt liv ser ut just nu.<\/i><\/figure>\n<p>Som du s\u00e4kert redan vet kommer Merkurius att vara retrograd till den 19 augusti.<\/p>\n<p><em><strong>DUN, DUNNN, DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>Under den h\u00e4r tiden tenderar det att g\u00e5 \u00e5t helvete f\u00f6r m\u00e5nga m\u00e4nniskor. <\/p>\n<p>  Jag \u00e4r inte riktigt s\u00e4ker p\u00e5 den astrologiska orsaken till detta, men du vet, det betyder inte att jag inte kan anv\u00e4nda det som en urs\u00e4kt f\u00f6r alla mina problem ist\u00e4llet f\u00f6r att f\u00f6rs\u00f6ka fixa mitt eget liv!<\/p>\n<p>Ta till exempel en titt p\u00e5 f\u00f6ljande lista \u00f6ver omr\u00e5den som helt kan fixas i mitt liv som jag helt kommer att ignorera och krita upp till stj\u00e4rnorna ist\u00e4llet.  Sn\u00e4lla g\u00e5 med mig n\u00e4r jag delar med mig av alla s\u00e4tt som mitt liv h\u00e5ller p\u00e5 att falla samman och hur det inte alls \u00e4r mitt fel.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"1\"><\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"1_Mi_cuenta_bancaria_abismal\"><\/span>1. <span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Mitt usla bankkonto.<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>$65 Jag har inte spenderat p\u00e5 Sephora?  #MercuryRetrograde fick mig att g\u00f6ra det<\/p>\n<p>Har du \u00f6vervuxit din livsmedelsbudget?  #kvicksilver #retrograd<\/p>\n<p>V\u00e4ntar du p\u00e5 att mitt betalkort ska g\u00e5 igenom varje g\u00e5ng jag sveper det?  MERCURYYYYYY!!!!!!<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"2\"><\/span>2. <\/p>\n<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Min of\u00f6rm\u00e5ga att s\u00e4ga nej till spagetti\/pommes frites\/vin\/tequilashots\/allm\u00e4nt allt som \u00e4r en d\u00e5lig id\u00e9 f\u00f6r min sinnesfrid.\n<\/p>\n<p>Vad \u00e4r sj\u00e4lvkontroll?  Ingenting n\u00e4r Merkurius krafter l\u00f6per amok, amirite?  nu n\u00e4r <em>det \u00e4r<\/em> Ur v\u00e4gen, passera Jose med en vih av \u00e5nger och lime tack!  Medan jag h\u00e5ller p\u00e5 s\u00e5 ska jag skicka ett sms till den d\u00e4r killen som jag var s\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5\u00e5 med f\u00f6rra veckan och se hur hans dag g\u00e5r. <\/p>\n<p>  Hehe, jag \u00e4r s\u00e5 random.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"3\"><\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"3_Involucrarse_repetidamente_con_hombres_con_los_que_literalmente_nunca_funcionara\"><\/span>3. <span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Att upprepade g\u00e5nger engagera sig med m\u00e4n kommer det bokstavligen aldrig att fungera med.<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span>\n<\/p>\n<p>Helt och totalt ointresserad?  K\u00e4nslom\u00e4ssigt otillg\u00e4nglig?  Pete Davidson?  Anm\u00e4l mig f\u00f6r seguidor. <\/p>\n<p>  Jag \u00e4lskar att titta p\u00e5 honom. <\/p>\n<p>  H\u00e4r f\u00f6r det.<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"4\"><\/span>4. <\/p>\n<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>Att montera ett nattduksbord felaktigt trots att det hade instruktioner och det bara fanns typ fem delar.\n<\/p>\n<p>Jag satte benen p\u00e5 fel vih av basen s\u00e5 nu sitter toppen av nattduksbordet ovanp\u00e5 och jag hoppas bara att det f\u00f6rblir s\u00e5. <\/p>\n<p>  Hittills har den bara kraschat en g\u00e5ng. <\/p>\n<p>  Om jag inte hade monterat det under retrograden hade jag inte rusat p\u00e5 det och det skulle vara trevligt och s\u00e4kert.<\/p>\n<p><em>En bild f\u00f6r din referens:<\/em><\/p>\n<p><figure id=\"attachment_906476\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-906476\" style=\"width: 786px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><i>Se legit ut men den d\u00e4r skiten \u00e4r inte s\u00e4ker<\/i><\/figure>\n<\/p>\n<h2><span class=\"ez-toc-section\" id=\"5\"><\/span>5. <\/p>\n<span class=\"ez-toc-section-end\"><\/span><\/h2>\n<p>\u00d6verreagerar p\u00e5 n\u00e4stan allt.\n<\/p>\n<p>Jag \u00e4lskar den h\u00e4r s\u00e5ngen. <\/p>\n<p>Vi hoppas att du gillade v\u00e5r artikel 5 saker jag kommer att skylla Merkurius f\u00f6r och allt relaterat till horoskop, tarot, ritualer och allt relaterat&#8230;<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-table is-style-regular\">\n<\/figure>\n<p>Intressanta saker att veta inneb\u00f6rden: Horoskop  <\/p>\n<p>\u00c4ven h\u00e4r l\u00e4mnar vi \u00e4mnen relaterade till: Horoskop <\/p>\n<\/p>\n<ul class=\"ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 eztoc-visibility-hide-by-default\">\n<li class=\"ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2\">  5 saker jag kommer att skylla Mercury f\u00f6r\n <\/li>\n<li class=\"ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2\">1. Mitt urusla bankkonto.<\/li>\n<li class=\"ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2\">2. .ai-rotate  .ai-rotate-hidden  .ai-rotate-hidden-2  .ai-list-data, .ai-ip-data, .ai-filter-check, .ai-fallback, .ai-list-block, .ai-list-block-ip, .ai-list-block-filter  .ai-list-data, .ai-ip-data, .ai-filter-check, .ai-fallback  window.demandSupply &#038;&#038; demandSupply.aparece &#038;&#038; demandSupply.aparece.displayAd(&#8216;goroskop.tv_2_2demandsupply_supply&#8217;)supply ge &#038;&#038; demandSupply.aparece.displayAd(&#8216;goroskop.tv_fluid_lb+sq_3new&#8217;) Min of\u00f6rm\u00e5ga att s\u00e4ga nej till spagetti\/frites\/vin\/tequilashots\/allm\u00e4nt allt som \u00e4r en d\u00e5lig id\u00e9 f\u00f6r min sinnesfrid.<\/li>\n<li class=\"ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2\">3. Att upprepade g\u00e5nger involvera sig med m\u00e4n som du bokstavligen aldrig kommer att tr\u00e4na med.<\/li>\n<li class=\"ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2\">4. .ai-rotate  .ai-rotate-hidden  .ai-rotate-hidden-2  .ai-list-data, .ai-ip-data, .ai-filter-check, .ai-fallback, .ai-list-block, .ai-list-block-ip, .ai-list-block-filter  .ai-list-data, .ai-ip-data, .ai-filter-check, .ai-fallback  window.demandSupply &#038;&#038; demandSupply.aparece &#038;&#038; demandSupply.aparece.displayAd(&#8216;goroskop.tv_2_2demandsupply_supply&#8217;)supply ge &#038;&#038; demandSupply.aparece.displayAd(&#8216;goroskop.tv_fluid_lb+sq_3new&#8217;) Montering av ett nattduksbord felaktigt trots att det hade instruktioner och det fanns bara fem delar.<\/li>\n<li class=\"ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2\">5. .ai-rotate  .ai-rotate-hidden  .ai-rotate-hidden-2  .ai-list-data, .ai-ip-data, .ai-filter-check, .ai-fallback, .ai-list-block, .ai-list-block-ip, .ai-list-block-filter  .ai-list-data, .ai-ip-data, .ai-filter-check, .ai-fallback  window.demandSupply &#038;&#038; demandSupply.aparece &#038;&#038; demandSupply.aparece.displayAd(&#8216;goroskop.tv_1bdemandSupply&#8217;) window.upply_1demandsupply ge &#038;&#038; demandSupply.aparece.displayAd(&#8216;goroskop.tv_fluid_lb+sq_2nuevo&#8217;) \u00d6verreagera p\u00e5 n\u00e4stan allt.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><\/p>\n<p>Vi hoppas att du gillade v\u00e5r artikel 5 saker jag kommer att skylla Mercury f\u00f6r<br \/>\n och allt om horoskop, tarot, ritualer och allt relaterat till det &#8230;<\/p>\n<figure class=\"wp-block-table is-style-regular\">\n<table style=\"width: 284px; height: 157px;\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"has-text-align-center\" data-align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" src=\" https:\/\/goroskop.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/horoscopodo12.jpg \" alt=\" 5 saker jag kommer att skylla Mercury f\u00f6r\n \" width=\"65\" height=\"95\" title=\"\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"width: 60px;\" src=\" https:\/\/goroskop.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/horoscopodo11.jpg \" alt=\" 5 saker jag kommer att skylla Mercury f\u00f6r\n \" width=\"195\" height=\"300\" title=\"\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft\" style=\"width: 60px;\" src=\" https:\/\/goroskop.tv\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/05\/horoscopodo10.jpg \" alt=\" 5 saker jag kommer att skylla Mercury f\u00f6r\n \" title=\"\"><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/figure>\n<p>Intressanta saker att veta inneb\u00f6rden: <a href=\"https:\/\/sv.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Horoskop\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\"> Horoskop <\/a> <\/p>\n<p>H\u00e4r l\u00e4mnar vi ocks\u00e5 \u00e4mnen relaterade till: <a href=\" https:\/\/goroskop.tv\/sw\/den-perfekta-kandispojkvannen-for-dig\/\">Horoskop<\/a> <\/p>\n<div id=\"ez-toc-container\" class=\"ez-toc-v2_0_82_2 ez-toc-wrap-center counter-hierarchy ez-toc-counter ez-toc-grey ez-toc-container-direction\">\n<div class=\"ez-toc-title-container\">\n<div class=\"ez-toc-title\" style=\"cursor:inherit\">Table of Contents<\/div>\n<span class=\"ez-toc-title-toggle\"><a href=\"#\" class=\"ez-toc-pull-right ez-toc-btn ez-toc-btn-xs ez-toc-btn-default ez-toc-toggle\" aria-label=\"Alternar tabla de contenidos\"><span class=\"ez-toc-js-icon-con\"><span class=\"\"><span class=\"eztoc-hide\" style=\"display:none;\">Toggle<\/span><span class=\"ez-toc-icon-toggle-span\"><svg style=\"fill: #999;color:#999\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" class=\"list-377408\" width=\"20px\" height=\"20px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" fill=\"none\"><path d=\"M6 6H4v2h2V6zm14 0H8v2h12V6zM4 11h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2zM4 16h2v2H4v-2zm16 0H8v2h12v-2z\" fill=\"currentColor\"><\/path><\/svg><svg style=\"fill: #999;color:#999\" class=\"arrow-unsorted-368013\" xmlns=\"http:\/\/www.w3.org\/2000\/svg\" width=\"10px\" height=\"10px\" viewBox=\"0 0 24 24\" version=\"1.2\" baseProfile=\"tiny\"><path d=\"M18.2 9.3l-6.2-6.3-6.2 6.3c-.2.2-.3.4-.3.7s.1.5.3.7c.2.2.4.3.7.3h11c.3 0 .5-.1.7-.3.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7zM5.8 14.7l6.2 6.3 6.2-6.3c.2-.2.3-.5.3-.7s-.1-.5-.3-.7c-.2-.2-.4-.3-.7-.3h-11c-.3 0-.5.1-.7.3-.2.2-.3.5-.3.7s.1.5.3.7z\"\/><\/svg><\/span><\/span><\/span><\/a><\/span><\/div>\n<nav><ul class='ez-toc-list ez-toc-list-level-1 eztoc-toggle-hide-by-default' ><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-1\" href=\"https:\/\/goroskop.tv\/sw\/5-saker-jag-kommer-att-skylla-mercury-for\/#5_saker_jag_kommer_att_skylla_Mercury_for\" >5 saker jag kommer att skylla Mercury f\u00f6r<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-2\" href=\"https:\/\/goroskop.tv\/sw\/5-saker-jag-kommer-att-skylla-mercury-for\/#1\" >1.<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-3\" href=\"https:\/\/goroskop.tv\/sw\/5-saker-jag-kommer-att-skylla-mercury-for\/#2\" >2.<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-4\" href=\"https:\/\/goroskop.tv\/sw\/5-saker-jag-kommer-att-skylla-mercury-for\/#3\" >3.<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-5\" href=\"https:\/\/goroskop.tv\/sw\/5-saker-jag-kommer-att-skylla-mercury-for\/#4\" >4.<\/a><\/li><li class='ez-toc-page-1 ez-toc-heading-level-2'><a class=\"ez-toc-link ez-toc-heading-6\" href=\"https:\/\/goroskop.tv\/sw\/5-saker-jag-kommer-att-skylla-mercury-for\/#5\" >5.<\/a><\/li><\/ul><\/nav><\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>5 saker jag kommer att skylla Mercury f\u00f6r En visuell representation av hur mitt liv ser ut just nu. Som du s\u00e4kert redan vet kommer Merkurius att vara retrograd till den 19 augusti. DUN, DUNNN, DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN. Under den h\u00e4r tiden tenderar det att g\u00e5 \u00e5t helvete f\u00f6r m\u00e5nga m\u00e4nniskor. Jag \u00e4r inte riktigt s\u00e4ker p\u00e5 &hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":20,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[48,7,54,39,961,158,3951],"class_list":["post-8601","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-horoskop","tag-att","tag-for","tag-jag","tag-kommer","tag-mercury","tag-saker","tag-skylla"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/goroskop.tv\/sw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8601","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/goroskop.tv\/sw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/goroskop.tv\/sw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goroskop.tv\/sw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goroskop.tv\/sw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8601"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/goroskop.tv\/sw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8601\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goroskop.tv\/sw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/20"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/goroskop.tv\/sw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8601"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goroskop.tv\/sw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8601"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/goroskop.tv\/sw\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8601"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}